The battle over virgin.

god this made me laugh quite a lot. Well Richard Branson's people and lawyers have contacted this cute Eco friendly denim company called 'I am not a virgin' because they think that a customer would be confused with the name virgin and I am not a virgin. Seriously!?!!!? I don't think anyone could be that dumb, specifically because any virgin thing is like vigib fitness or something.. Anyways virgin suggested a few other names for te company : I am not chaste and also I am not pure. To be honest i do prefer these names but whatevs. The owner of the jeans company said: (and this is the funny bit) "well I suppose i could always rename the company 'I am not made by richard branson'" AHAHA BITCHY OOOOOH.

keep it in your pants k-stew!!!

Oh my these celebs will never learn... the press will ALWAYS find out. And this time, people magazine us claimed to have photographic evidence of Kristen and the director of Snow White & the Huntsman Rupert Sanders getting it onnn. Oops. They have both released statements confirming the mistake and apologising for their affair: Kristen said: 'I'm deeply sorry for the hurt and embarrassment I've caused to those close to me and everyone this has affected. This momentary indiscretion has jeopardised the most important thing in my life, the person I love and respect the most, Rob. I love him, I love him, I'm so sorry.'
PAHLEEZE DON'T LET THIS BE THE END OF K-PATZ NONONO. (although the pair were spotted together recently so we can be hopeful)
With Rupert saying:
'I am utterly distraught about the pain I have caused my family. My beautiful wife and heavenly children are all I have in this world. I love them with all my heart. I am praying that we can get through this together.'
You see but Rupert here has a BLOOD BEAUTS wife, who models and dresses oh so impeccably alwaays!! How oh how could he possibly stray from such a goddess?!?!? Ahhh well we'll just have to wait and see for any updates from R-Patz to know if the moody luvin is still a-go-go...

Oh just remembered-

Anne Haths got her hair cut off for Les Miserables that she did a few months ago, ALSO WTF JOINING THE CREW IS CHARLIZE THERON!!!!!!!! OMGOMGOMG (she still looks hot tho)

I prefer Karl-Lympics

AHHH WOWOWOW KARLS CAPSULE COLLECTION!! Its an Olympic themed beauty, with everything gold, silver and bronze themed combined with Karl's classic collars, little jackets and skinny jeans IT'S GONNA BR GREAAT. The prices range between £90 and £3737287448383 (£400) so there is a little something for everyone there- yaaaaaaaay!!!

huh wow shocker

SINCE WHEN DID ANNE HATHAWAY GET A PIXIE CROP???? well apparently since Catwoman which I didn't even know she was doing. but did she have it in one day? Because I've not seen it so i don't know... but w o w. Such a shocker cus I reeeally loved her hair long it makes me so sad. But she does look fucking smoking now still. I saw it on Elle the other day (one of my fash apps dontcha know) but she was bang on with her red carpet outfit... A floor length pearly coloured gown with a drop waist. It suited her figure perf, and made me so jel of her bod gah I'm fangirling but oh well.

fashion... 'rocha-ing' through my veins.

Ok so that was a pun on rushing. It didn't really work but I could think of a witty title. Soooo miss Simone Rocha has been around for a year or so, and made her first proper debut at LFW this year with her AW12 collection. This is the first one under her name since the 6 piece capsule collection she did with topshop a while back. And can I just say. It was a beeeaaauts collection. Perfect balance between masculinity (tailored and sharp) with really great touches like I dunno lace or a pretty collar to make it beauts and feminine. Well it's what is to be expected when your best-in-the-biz daddy presented his 25th super collection the same lfw. I mean who can grow up around all that and not be great when they're older?? Im jel that's for sure. Hmmm well one to watch I tell ya. Until the next time.. xo

superga baby omg love

Have any of you lovely people seen the Henry Holland collab with superga???? Wow. I don't even know if I've written about this yet so apologies if I have but can I just say, what a beautiful fucking shoe. They are like all flatformy and totes beauts and they have them in loads of different styles reaaaally want the white sneaker one with the purdy rainbow stripes. Ooh and these black ones with spots on the flatform bit!!!!! actually have to say that they would look sooooooso perf with what chung-a-lung was wearing the other day? A denim playsuit kinda ting. I'll post a picture for yall.

tie dye hip dip

Hm well I'm not really an urban outfitters kinda gal, but recently I spotted a tie dye playsuit there that looked reeeeal cute. It's something like £40 but could become a real look over the summer because you can wear it with so much.. Beach wear with tanned pins or with tights and leather. OH HOW FUCKIN VERSATILE. well I've got everything up and running on my phone now, literally one whole page just fashwan apps. Dedication right?? I have also jumped onto the instagram bandwagon, @esmeejay like always. I'll probably just take pics of cool things I spot and if I wear any outfits that in proud of then those too yuh. Sorry this blog was quite awful, went off on a right ol tangent. Where are your journalistic SKILLS THO? laters ma homays. xo

seems like today is a birth themed day

HAPPS BDAY TO ME!!! yay. happy. my dad got me an iPhone so i feel very lucky indeed. but not only is it MY birthday, but SIENNA MILLERS DAUGHTERS. well. ok it wasn't today but it was like on sunday which is near enough; and the likkle baaaaybeee's name was announced today, and yes, it was another odd one. can they not just name their children normally? i mean a simple name would obviously suffice, but i suppose that if the tots are destined for stardom like their rents then they need to stand out a lil bit. but anyways, the baby's name is Marlowe Ottoline Layng Sturridge. Hm. Another interesting choice. but anyhow, congrats Sienna.

pashwan for fashwan

no idea why i called this post that i just thought it sounded kinda cooool. eheh. my boooonnneez are aching because i ran further than eva today. not that i ever run anywhere, but still. a lil exercise is enough to send me into hell so its a big step just even going ok. and well that got me thinking... the next social at my school is olympics, and even though I'm not your average party kinda gal (my neighbours guinea pig has a more active social life than me) i think this is a night where i could look ok. seeing as sportswear has been a micro trend that got a bit bigger than micro, i do have some sport chic stuff i could use. i mean, flatform trainers... short shorts... bomber jacket... yanno the kind. just add a couple of sweat bands and boom, you've got an outfit. although if i want to blend in a lil bit i'll need to nip and tuck a few bits of the outfit to make sure enough cleavage (do i even HAVE one of those?) is on show etc etc lookin slutty 2k12 and feelin gross whilst doing so but its all good. well, now I've got my outfit planned.. its all about plucking up the courage to even go to the damn event now. laaaters y'all. xo