you go jeremy scott

jezza scott has replaced rossella jardini as creative director of moschino! his first collection for the house will be in feb next year at milan fashion week. kinda sad to say bye to old rossella though, shes led the brand since 1994 when franco moschino died, end of an era babes.

 werk it scotty 

in other news, this week is halloween. the one day of the year that every skank in the country feels its ok to get out their bizniz. its not ok girls. 

i thought the point of halloween was to be scary. although i must admit some of the states that you see walking around with their bums (cellulite) out is fairly frightening. 

I look forward to the jokez that follow though. 

whos a working gal

as of tomorrow i will again be a working woman. i dont know if that sounds like i mean im a prostitute but im not I WILL BE A (sales temp) AT HARRODS. YES HARRODS. bitches be moving up in the world. 

not only is it harrods.

it is the chocolate cafe. WHERE THEY HAVE RUNNING TAPS OF CHOCOLATE. 

sweet jesus.  honestly think im gonna get obese but who cares im gonna drink that mother fucking chocolate from the mother fucking tap.  see below for the stuff of every persons dreams.

ok so these are the diamond encrusted grills commissioned by the infamous Ms. Bynes before she was sectioned. lololol

i know everyone is almost over her (amanda bynes is like, so totally septembers news) but yeah the guy she asked to make them doesnt really want them anymore, and so because she is currently unavailable (aka being treated for a severe case of the crazies) he's selling them for a saaaaaweeeeeeet 14k. 

Any takers? 

No. Me neither. 

urban outfitters sale: a dangerous place

so on friday, i fell in love. 

no not with a guy, they remain noticably absent in my life. 

but with a pair of dungaree shorts. AND THEY WERE IN THE SALE FUCKING YES. 

i knew when i walked into urban outfitters that it would probably mean buying something i dont need, but whatever i thought i had enough self control to keep the debit card away and leave my overdraft intact. but clearly not. 

anyway arent they cute? i wore them out to celebrate our one month anniversary at brock, our new place. we were the only girls not in heels and dresses not looking tres desperate. literally think we were the only ones in denim which is fairly painful but alas. on the way home i was greeted with an "OI DUNGAREES WANNA GO FOR A DRINK?" i didnt. 

on another note, i've discovered that i absolutely cannot, for the fucking life of me do a single bit of work. this blog post is an effort to procrastinate, forever the procrastination queen i am. literally the work should take me about an hour to do but its ended up taking me all day cos im the shittest student ever arent i. WHOOPSY. 

all in all, this week doesnt help my track record. spending money i dont have on clothes and yet again failing to work. damn. 

24 signs you're a slut if you didnt know already

now. i dont know if anyone will have read this but the pricks back at return of kings have recently posted an article called 24 signs shes a slut. read it here if you want to just confirm to yourself if your face is slutty. or maybe that the nose piercing you have definitely makes you a first class whore. that family holiday to jamaica was definitely just an excuse to sleep around, and we all know it. anyway this  piece of trash article is just a list of collective attributes all leading to an easy girl. revolutionary writing, boys.

the thing is, even though the chauvinist writing it does make me want to declare my hatred for all men for a brief moment; will it actually make much of a difference? i feel like this whole thing is them making excuses for why they can only get the jankest kind of desperado into bed, and the only people who will learn from it/find it remotely interesting are the same kind of misogynistic wanker sat on his bed in his mothers house, weeping. something which this guy (calling himself Tuthmosis, who apparently specialises in writing about dating on his weekly column and to his ground breaking 131 followers on twitter) im sure does on a regular basis after being crushed by the heel of an independent gal. who, coincidentally, dont need no man. i bet he was bullied in school. LYF. they are the definition of a scrub. PREACH IT TLC.

lyf

in my life nothing has really happened of interest, as per. although i have been having a ball on my photo booth. think we look like hanne gaby. or the ugly one out of dodgeball.

in other news. have you heard about burbs??? 

of course you have. 

but if not then chrissy bailey has replaced ange as CEO! shes gone to apple or something instead. Theyve worked together for 10years and will work together for the next few months to make the transition seamless, like usual. Congrats babes.

how long has it even been, like a year?

naturally not a soul has looked at this ghost town of a blog since fuck knows when but whatever. a new journalism students gotta do what they gotta do. so so  much has happened since i last wrote on this thing, like i think i stopped to do my AS levels or something. well that panned out nice (not) but still life is sick right now i moved out of the nest and am going wild still in the city.

NOW THEN. more importantly than my personally thrilling activities are what has been going on in the world like i dunno im just going to pretend like ive written about stuff for a year cos im not archiving like the whole of 2012/13. ok so the biggest thing i can think of to happen is Nicholas Ghesquiere filling marc-de-marc jacob's shoes at LV (reportedly- im saying it like its true but im only 90% sure and thats only rumour and vogue so dont take my word for it babes) LV people are saying nothing has been decided but like everyones been guessing it would be him since he left B in november or whenever and who could be better for the job than the former balenciaga star himself? although he is currently being sued by them for breaching confidentiality in saying that the brand lacks direction, and that he was 'sucked dry' in his time there. OOPS.

adioooossssss (hopefully for not so much as an extended period as last time though)