24 signs you're a slut if you didnt know already

now. i dont know if anyone will have read this but the pricks back at return of kings have recently posted an article called 24 signs shes a slut. read it here if you want to just confirm to yourself if your face is slutty. or maybe that the nose piercing you have definitely makes you a first class whore. that family holiday to jamaica was definitely just an excuse to sleep around, and we all know it. anyway this  piece of trash article is just a list of collective attributes all leading to an easy girl. revolutionary writing, boys.

the thing is, even though the chauvinist writing it does make me want to declare my hatred for all men for a brief moment; will it actually make much of a difference? i feel like this whole thing is them making excuses for why they can only get the jankest kind of desperado into bed, and the only people who will learn from it/find it remotely interesting are the same kind of misogynistic wanker sat on his bed in his mothers house, weeping. something which this guy (calling himself Tuthmosis, who apparently specialises in writing about dating on his weekly column and to his ground breaking 131 followers on twitter) im sure does on a regular basis after being crushed by the heel of an independent gal. who, coincidentally, dont need no man. i bet he was bullied in school. LYF. they are the definition of a scrub. PREACH IT TLC.